Thursday, May 18, 2006
When I was young, I went to town to work with a group of friends during our summer holidays of two months. Being young and away from home for the first time, we drank and smoke like nobody's business.
One night, we were pissed drunk and flagged the last bus down to go home. Being tired, we slept in the bus.It had been awhile that I fell asleep. I was awake by the chilly wind. I was shocked to find that there was no one in the bus, and I was the last passenger.
I looked in front to check out for the driver. But the driver was no where in sight. Yet, the bus was moving. I panicked shitless. I rubbed my eyes to make sure that I was not dreaming. The night was dark and cold. I hysterically jumped out from the bus and tried to run as hard as I could to get away.
Then I heard someone yelled at me from behind the bus. "Hey! Don't run away! Come over here and help to push the bus!" yelled the bus driver. I saw my other friends helping to push the bus, which broke down while I was asleep.
Here's another one...
When I was young, I lived in a deserted kampong deep in the jungle. Every night, my mother would ask me not to go home late as there won't be any transport after a certain time.
One night, before going home, I ta pao kueh teow soup for supper. I was late and waited for the taxi/bus but there was none. I was getting worried as the night was getting darker and darker. So I tried to flag down private vehicles to take me home.
There was no one stopping for me, till one motorcyclist took pity on me and stopped to give me a lift. He was a man with a kind face. I accepted his offer and got onto his motorbike. On the way home, we passed by a temple. At night, the temple looked spooky within. At first, the motorcyclist was warm and friendly.
When the temple was approaching, the motorcyclist eyes grew bigger and bigger. His kind face turned to a face of anger. He was muttering something loud but was not audible to me. I was so scared that I closed my eyes in order not to see his angry face.
Then, the motorcylist stopped in front of the temple and then yelled at me. "Your kueh teow tng is so hot!! It is burning my thigh! Can you please move it away???" U n0e wAd?:
*0612D rAwks-
11:29 PM
